Gobble Gobble.

Happy turkey day! My mom's cooking and my own special "cranberry martinis" (ok they were cosmopolitans) were the highlight of my day.

But there's something else I can't stop thinking about, replaying it in my mind's eye... the ridiculous, absurd lip syncing extravaganza that is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. My own shameless indulgence in nostalgia keeps me tuning in every year, but it's just getting so awful. I mean, Wynonna Judd was clearly singing entirely different lyrics than we were hearing. And most of the performers were 14-year-olds from High School Musical or something. Isn't it time for the parade to get some new producers to bring the whole hulking thing into the 21st century? Please!?!