You can't write shit like this

Remember this guy, Josef Fritzl? Y'know, he's the Austrian who stands accused of holding his daughter captive for 24 years in a secret dungeon lair, raping her, and fathering her 7 children.

Fittingly enough, his story is being turned into a "satirical opera" in Vienna. According to The Internationalists, "The production is being directed by the well-known Austrian comedian, Hubsi Kramer, who, in the past, attempted to attend Vienna’s Opera Ball dressed as Adolf Hitler. The show is titled Fritzl’s Bed and Breakfast and opens February 23."

I hope they have youtube in Vienna.

For more about Josef Fritzl, a.k.a. the "Dungeon Monster," check out Jezebel's coverage.