Ooo-belee-oo.

In honor of the long-overdue Broadway revival that opened last night, Vanity Fair did an amazing, moderately strange photo shoot recreating scenes from the iconic 1961 film version of West Side Story. The jets, sharks, and their ladies are played by a smorgasbord of hot young things, and Jennifer Lopez plays Anita. Once you get over J.Lo's va-va-voom factor, see if you can spot Robert Pattinson, Brittany Snow, Ashley Tisdale, and other cute, moderately out-of-place teen stars.